by Jean-Jacques » Sun Jan 12, 2020 3:07 am
Jean-Jacques glances briefly at the kitchen, betraying a sense on growing dread, he moves to a pile of books and pulls out a battered tome, brushes off, what looks like mouse droppings and scans through the pages and then raises his eyebrows on finding a certain page.
“Elder Silver, ee might offer ze sing to ‘elp,”
He begins reading from the book
“Wee does Wan hardlee ever do ze tense part of Ze good one meet do? Why een ’alf ’urope do girls pray to God een Lateen, which zey do not understand?”
“Why een antikweetee waz zere never a seological quarrelle, and why were no people ever distinguished by ze name of a sect? ze Egyptians were not called Isiacs or Osiriacs; ze peoples of Syria deed not ’ave ze name of Cybelians. ze Cretans ’ad a particular devotion to Jupiter, and Ver never enteetled Jupiterians. ze ancient Lateens vere veree attached to Saturn; zere vas not a village in Latium called Saturnian: on ze contraree, ze deesciples of ze God of truce takeeng Zere master's teetle, and calleeng zemselves "anointed" like ’im, declared, as soon as zey could, an eternal var on all ze peoples who vere not anointed, and made var among zemselves for fourteen ’undred years, takeeng ze names of Arians, Manicheans, Donatists, Husseetes, Papists, Lutherans, Calvineests. And lastly, Janseneests and the Molineests ’ave ’ad no more poignant mortification zan zat of not haveeng been able to slaughter each ozzer een peetched battle.”
“Whence does Zis come? Why Ees Ze great number of hard-working, innocent men who till Ze land every day of Ze year Zat you may eat all eets fruits, scorned, vilified, oppressed, robbed; and why ees eet zat ze useless and often very wicked man who leeves only by zeir work, and who ees rich onlee through zeir poverty, ees on ze contrary respected, courted, considered? Why ees eet zat, ze fruits of ze earse being so necessaree for ze conservation of men and animals, one yet sees so many years and so many countries where zere ees entire lack of zese fruits? ”
“Why ees ze half of Africa and America covered with poisons? ”
“Why Ees Zere no land where insects are not far Een excess of men?”
“Why does a little whitish, evil-smelling secretion form a being which ‘as hard bones, deseres and soughts? and why do zese beings always persecute each ozzer? ”
“Why does so much evil exeest, seeing zat everysing ees formed by a God whom all seists are agreed een nameeng "good?"
“ Why, since we complain ceaselessly of our Eells, do we spend all our time een increasing zem?”
“ Why, as we are so miserable, have we imagined that not to be Ees a great ill, when it ees clear that eet was not an eell not to be before we were born?”
“ Why and how does one ‘ave dreams dureeng sleep, if one ’as no soul; and how is it that these dreams are always so incoherent, so extravagant, if one ’as a soul?”
“ Why do the stars move from west to east rather than from east to west?”
“ Why do we exist?”
“ why is there anything?”
He bows toward the hatch, replaces the book, pours himself a drink and drains half of it i one gulp