"There is perhaps less entertainment in biblical criticism without Elder Yorrick providing death glares as a response, however either could be quite amusing, unless perhaps you have an astounding story of the past you may wish to take a stand and tell us of Durham? I would be willing to part with a minor boon to the first person who could tell of an exciting tale that those gathered here agree out shines that of Dukes....
Dukes's recollection was of course fantastic, however something that could out do it would certainly be a tale to hear."