by Eric Lunaris » Tue Aug 22, 2017 11:21 pm
Eric can't help but fill the room with a gentle laughter as the competition continues. Verity stood out from the crowd like a viper still, poised to strike, and quite uncomfortable to be under his gaze so intently. Though now those eyes were only one pair of a whole crowd gathered around him. Being the centre of attention filled him with newfound vigor after the missteps earlier.
For those unaware, a kilt has three buckles. There are two on Eric left which attach the extra material as a double cover to the front of the Scotsman, the first of which he undoes. "Now, if I were ta've bagpipes under here they'd be the wee'est pipes ye'd ever seen. Make tunes as high pitched as a babe," he jokes, as he begins to poke fun at each. The first leather strap hanging loosely.
"Now ma ingots ain't under there either, ye see, havin' the occult knocking' round under ye kilt can damage ta family jewels." Which was a complete lie. Thoughts of a pianists hand etching the symbols of a bygone age along him glanced through his mind. "N' the love under there has no need for paper nor prose" Not that'd he'd reject words of ecstasy from a mouth that wanted to smile beneath his inky black crown. The thoughts distracted Eric as he languidly unstrapped the second, giving a moment of pause as the excess cloth falls, revealing a slim line of skin from knee to leather. It left only a single strap keeping the wrapping of tartan around him.
"Now ma claymore ain't called Angus, 'is name's Sans. Nor is there space to swing a claymore between ye legs, despite what ye'd 'ave ladies believe." Though he'd happily describe what's in the hand of his minds eye. Not that he'd ever give Eric that control, but it was an entertained fantasy. "Now a dagger," his fingers idly played with the metal of the final buckle, "is of an appropriate size, a good six to twelve inches ta be worth a damn, n' descriptor. Though, I perceive this ain't the floor ta beat round ta bush." The final buckle unclasped, letting he tartan fall to the floor, revealing a true Scotsman.
"Shame te man of ma desire ain't here tonight."
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