by Bitterglass » Thu Jan 02, 2020 9:53 pm
"Oh Elder Price, such delicious dare." He serves Hermina and Aurelia tea with a grin from the pot. "Let me consider a moment."
He pauses teapot in one hand and wanders over to collect the book with another. "I feel I should apologise in advance Dukes, and to those both fans of literature and of good taste."
He tears the cover from the book, rolls the pages up into a tight sheaf and begins to twist it, slowly applying a little of the tea, working it into crudely into shape with his hands.
"I admit I am not much of an artist. So to Envoy Audley, as the representative of good artwork, I must offer my most sincere apologies at the crudity of my work."
The book begins to resemble a crude and bloody member. "I am also not finished, as I do not wish to upstage the drinking contest." He continues to work the piece, his hand movements getting more and more suggestive. "I shall continue working this until they finish and then the show shall really begin."
Lord Edward Charles William d'Arcy Lambton, 2nd Earl of Durham
Neonate of Clan Tremere, Gentleman, Scholar